How Not To Flop: Lessons We Learn From Sisquo (Aka Sisqo)
As you know, American former R&B star Sisquo (better known as Sisqo) performed over the weekend in Kampala to a small handful of fans in what was only the latest in on ongoing string of concert...
View ArticleThe Hostel III: The Dark Odoch Rises
First of all we would like to welcome everybody back to the Hostel. We are glad you could make it to the new semester and it is our sincere hope that everybody works hard, focuses on success and we...
View ArticleHow To Get Out Of Office
I know it is probably halfway through the workday when you are reading this. Unless you are those Ugandans we hear about who they call unemployed. Sucks to be you. Sometimes. But trust us, the national...
View ArticleIs Chris Brown Coming To Kampala Or Not?
Look at this one, he’s gettin’ paper. Singer, dancer, actor and amateur pugilist Chris “The Funky Hulk” Brown was slated to perform in Uganda this month, as part of Christmas celebrations for fans....
View ArticleAfter Odoch, Who Will Own The Hostel?
OMG or KW or AR, Odoch is dead. Now what are we going to do? Who is going to be brought in to replace the funniest man on television who was even funnier than Kelekele and Kabaata mostly due to the...
View ArticleApplication For The Job of Video Vixen
Pennina S.S. Nabumma Kunayikonto Walimuli, Masaka Uganda sweetsugarbaby@gmail.com [Insert Artist Name] Uganda Music Industry National Theatre/Ssesse Islands Uganda Dear Local Artist, Re:...
View ArticleWhat’s Your Case | The People Versus Sumbi Eater
The Lawyer: Your Honor, that guy in the dock has been accused of committing one of the seven deadly sins. Listening to Justin Bieber pales in comparison to this young man’s atrocious behavior. He has...
View ArticleThe Academy Awards…As We Saw Them
You probably didn’t catch it last night, but Hollywood performed an annual rite that sees men and women come together to wrap their hands around a little gold man who shares a name with a disgraced...
View ArticleWhat Your Music Says About You
Music is the universal language which can say different things to different people at the same time. For example, you know what you want your favourite music to say about you. But to other people is...
View ArticleA Ninja’s Interview With BET Award Nominees Moze Radio & Weasel TV
By now I believe you’ve all heard that Ugandan entertainment appliances, Radio & TV were nominated for the 2013 BET Awards? Radio & Weasel’s new home for ‘Best International Act’. The BET...
View ArticleThe Iryn Case: It Was All A Big Misunderstanding
Dear Iryn, Baby, it’s so good to have you back. To see you back on home turf, on Ugandan soil, in the land where we made you, where we love you, where you can feel safe? That’s feels great. You can eat...
View ArticleWho Or What Is A Denso?
This would have been one hell of a diary room session, though The one they call Denzel? They can call him what they want. We call him Denso. Tell us more about him. Denso is the latest fellow to join...
View ArticleWho Or What Is An LK For?
Who Or What Is LK 4? Not who you think. You thought he was just some miscellaneous nigga there who saw the chance at free room and board in a luxury resort in outside countries for three months...
View ArticleMaurice Kirya 101. Paper 1
What is the correct spelling of Maurice Kirya’s name? a) Mooreese Kirya b) Morris Kirya c) More Rice and Liver d) Young Reezy e) Old Reezy (Cos Kirya must be in his 30s...
View ArticleState House Down: What Happens When Bad Guys Raid The President’s Office?
Have you watched the movie White House Down? Those who haven’t probably think it’s about giving directions nti mbu that the White House is down those ends, but it’s not. It’s about bad guys attacking...
View ArticleWhere Are They Now? Chauncey Black from Blackstreet
One of them is Chauncey. The rest are black streets Q: Your name is Chauncey Black for real? And you are from a group called Blackstreet? Isn’t that kind of silly? Like me being in a group called...
View ArticleThe University Mixtapes!
Sometime last week, some UCU and MUBS students made a mixtape of their bodies. It was so off the charts it went viral underground. The best part is, now people want the full album. Their mixtape was...
View ArticleWhat If Uganda Was Governed By Musicians?
It started with a simple observation. That Justin Bieber can pull off the same level of governance in Uganda right now. And then our Finance Manager paid the electricity bill for the idea bulb and...
View ArticleUpcoming Releases That Probably Won’t
You’re right. It might not fit…. Following the uproar wrought by the 50 Shades of Grey movie (and the uprooting of carrots and cucumbers), the logical thing to do is manage our expectations. No reason...
View ArticleWhat I learned | Jungle Book; SuperBowl Trailer
Literature was one of my favourite subjects in O’Level. I didn’t excel in it, but it was fun because I got to read stories or ‘perform’ while we went through the plays. I realized a little later that...
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